Sunday, July 19, 2009

Nabisco is My Dealer

Hi Gang! I hope everybody had a great weekend!! The good news is that the hip seems to be a good bit better. I actually did a seven mile walk yesterday AND could sleep that night (no aches). Whoowee - maybe I can buy some time before the evil surgery. Thanks again for all the well wishes. Still seeing the hot BF, still scared to death I'll jinx it if I plaster pictures all over the Internet. What can I say? I'm a weirdo. I'm sure I'll relax after a year or two.

So many things to blog about, so little time!! I have to say I'm completely astounded by previews I've recently seen for two new televisions series - one is called Toddlers in Tiaras about those kids who do beauty pageants. I'm sorry - that's just so creepy - those sexy outfits, all that makeup and big hair on babies - ew. And if that's not bad enough - there's another one about women who didn't know they were pregnant until the baby came out. Okay - what??? There are enough of these women to make a SERIES? Who will watch this? And is pregnancy something you can really not notice?

Obviously our culture is completely in ruins.

But this blog is a bastion of culture! In fact, let's quote some ancient wisdom (Ecclesiastes 1:9-14 NIV) "What has been will be again, what has been done will be done again; there is nothing new under the sun." I've quoted this before, I'm sure I'll quote it again. This time it's because:

Yeah, Nabisco's already on the whole peanut butter thing. So much for my great idea. HOWEVER, I do think these would be better if they were all peanut butter - like the Nutter Butter. But don't get me wrong, these are damn good. In fact, they knocked the double chocolate off the top of the list.

Seeing how clueless I am, I decided I should take a more serious look at the cookie aisle. I generally stay of of that aisle - too dangerous. I can resist chocolate, but cookies and cakes own me. Some people have meth, I have Swiss Cake Rolls. And look what I found! I didn't even know these existed!! How have I lived without this knowledge? (I feel like I just delivered a baby and didn't even know I was pregnant!)

It's a boy!!!

Isn't that beautiful? And they are double stuf! (Why double stuf has one f is a mystery to me, by the way.) Now I was skeptical, I really didn't think these would be all that. Well, I was wrong again! These are fantastic!! Dangerously fantastic.

Once again, ancient wisdom - don't assume you won't like something - try it!! Keep an open mind. As soon as you start thinking you have all the answers, the cookie aisle will surprise you. And somewhere, someone is always working on a new cookie. What could be more glorious than that? (Maybe if somewhere, someone would stop working on a new TV series.)

Have a great week!


diane said...

OR they could start working on a TV series about the C of C and how life is like a box of Chocolates??? (or was it cookies?)

Denise Ryan said...

You crack me up!! I should have you as a guest writer!!