Thursday, July 23, 2009

I Hate the Naked Cowboy

He's baaaaa-ck! Last time he was suing Mars for using his esteemed likeness as a blue M & M. Now he's running for the Mayor of New York. I think we have enough politicians who can't keep their pants on. Stop being a street freak and get a real job. Or just be a street freak and embrace your freakness. Stop trying to cross over, it's annoying.

Whew - I feel better now. Nothing does a body good like a public rant.

Let me mention my wonderful brother, who has two of the cutest boys in the entire Universe:

They are the spitting image of him - he's a red head. He and his wife, Melissa have done an amazing job with these two. They are the most well mannered kids EVER. There will be no Naked Cowboy activity in these two's future.

But, I digress (as usual). My brother sent me two chocolate links today - one was a study where you have to eat chocolate everyday for a year! I was ready to sign up until I saw you have to have Type Two Diabetes. I'd probably have it after the study. Dang.

The other was about a middle eastern company making chocolate with camel's milk. I dunno, maybe it will be good. I have serious doubts, but who knows. Escazu had a bar with goat's milk at the tasting and I didn't care for it, but maybe I would like camel's milk. Just want to keep you posted. Those of you with milk producing animals might want to get in on this - you might make millions! Or maybe not, I'm kind of creeping myself out right now just thinking about it.

I am still planning to blog about Fritz Knipschildt, but I just had to get the whole Naked Cowboy thing out of my system. And, the more of Fritz's chocolates I eat, the more I think he has a right to the giant ego. Lord, I hope he doesn't run for Mayor of New York.


Carl Weaver said...

This reminds me of "Meet the Parents":
Stiller: You can milk anything with nipples.
DeNiro: I have nipples. Can you milk me?

I haven't tried goat's milk chocolates but would love to. Not a big fan of goat's milk but would try the chocolate. I have a camel milk story I will share with you someday if you are good, but I have to go out on a limb and say that I will try the camel milk chocolates. I live on the edge.

Denise Ryan said...

Carl - you are so damn funny! But someone thinking I linked nipples and the naked cowboy totally creeps me out!!!

Denise Ryan said...

Oh - and I want to hear that camel milk story!!!